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Artigo Sarah Palin na ED recuperado na Cache do google[editar]

Two years later, people are still conflicted on if Boxxy is good or bad.

Anon gives his opinion on the source of hatred for Boxxy by others. 
4Chan - Crushed by innocent love. D'aaaaaaaaawww. As long as "innocent love" includes repeated anal rape I think most would agree. 
 

Boxxy DDoS Ban

Boxxy /b/ chemo 
 Boxxy inspired fan art. 

The sign of a Boxxy love-in thread in progress. May get sticky.

Anti-Boxxy warriors get sneaky. IT'S A TRAP. Visit at your own peril. 
And you were worried about Big Brother being everywhere? (I've seen many a pixel in my time, etc.) 
 

Boxxy performing at a school play.

Not simply satisfied with her being a queen of /b/, some want her to be a goddess. With giant waterfall tits. Well it is /b/, after all. 
She's quite possibly regretting making those videos now. I wouldn't open that email if I were you... 
Boxxy haters are told to GTFO by Boxxy fans. <Clarence Boddicker>Bitches, leave</Clarence Boddicker> 

Inspiring more rage with Boxxy combo trolling.

Boxxy jihad followers muster on the field of battle, organize, and give speeches to rally their followers while others try to explain what is going on or bring Boxxy down. 
Boxxy posting in 4chan #1 
Boxxy posting in 4chan #5 

Boxxy posting in 4chan #4

Boxxy posting in 4chan #3 
Boxxy posting in 4chan #2 
Boxxy performing at a school play. 

Boxxy posting in 4chan #6

Boxxy is /b/? Great. Now you've spoiled the ending of the movie. 
There is a certain resemblance... 
 

She has been accused of faking it as some kind of viral marketing or wannabe actor.

 SO RONERY ;___; The source of much frustration across the internet. 
Boxxy followers make their pilgrimage to the Great Boxx itself. You can almost hear the cries of "Behead those who insult Boxxy!" from the fanatics. 

Boxxy is declared Queen of /b/ by some.

Boxxy haters GTFO leaks off the internet and into reality. 
Boxxy performing at a school play. 
Really? I was hoping it tasted like chicken. 

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?

Boxxy is watching. Watching. WATCHING. ALWAYS. 
Even House loves Boxxy. The battle lines are being drawn. 
Boxxy blasphemy. Sure, why not widen the net if you're wanting to inspire rage? 

Boxxy features in Red Alert 3, siding with the Reds. Wallpaper.

Queen of /di/ instead. Trap? You wish. 
Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? Thunderbolts and lightning - very very frightening me No. Not that sort of "Queen", silly. 
Boxxy fan art. Touching or creepy? You decide (think of a single 57 year old man drawing it, if it helps). 

Boxxy photo mosiac.

 Boxxy redirects to warning page.pngBoxxy is no longer a bannable offense, however you are still not permitted to say her name. This is a good thing. 
Boxxy: never loved nobody fully 

Considering South Park has already plundered the internet for memes to use as material before I'd say this is a very real possibility.

Please wait. Boxxy must ponder. 
BOOM! Headshot! 
This looks legit. Don't be a pussy. Click on it. It's not a trap .gif. Honest. 

Shit was SO cute. Inevitable.

Hail to the chief, baby. Regime change by Boxxy. 
Boxxy smooch animation 
The juicest bait in town. Supereasymode trolling. 

Srs business. 
BOXXY IS CHARGIN HER LAZER 
U SEE? Sure to win hearts and minds if the elections weren't already over. 

She looks so much better, don't you think?

Viva la Boxxy wallpaper (red with Polariods). 
Boxxy on the front cover. The sad thing is that this is becoming less and less of a joke. She's already been mentioned by two news outlets. Give it time. Oneday it will be like that. 
XBoxxy HUGE. Why do they call her XBoxxy 360? Because when you see a Boxxy thread you turn 360 and walk away. Kill me. 

Viva la Boxxy wallpaper (gray).

Yo, dawg. I heard you like Boxxy. 
Boxxy...is V? 
Boxxy performing at a school play. 

Boxxy was SO cash.

Captain America joins the struggle against Boxxy. 
Trolling? I am shocked and appalled, madam. As if. 
 

Boxxy's advanced home defense system.

I sort of like her, in a juvenile, irritating kind of way. 
Boxxy's vids from her original YouTube account, boxxybabe. 
 

m00t is a dirty bastard

 Touching. It brings a tear to the eye. 
boxxy rita comparison 

Boxxy's (now empty) account.

Zarithis, high ranking member of the Center for Boxxy Control and Restriction, Advertising the IRC Channel in which they were collecting and distributing Boxxy's docs. 
  
The Boxxy cancer and the cure. 
My name is Z҉A҉L҉G҉O̚̕̚.... 
Boxy Brown 

Cartoon boxxy!

Boxxy will kick your ass. 
Now you too can talk like Boxxy. God help us all. 
Resemblances between crossdressed moot and the girl that legions of /b/tards have a crush on... 

 DESU DESU DESU! Too bad her eyes are Souseisekis' way around. 
Crissy blocks Boxxy in her new video. 

Boxxy dat ass

 Cool story bro. 
Awww! 

External Links

Artigo Bristol Palin da ED recuperado pelo cache da Google[editar]

Sarah teaches Bristol how to do it right. Her mommy doesn't know either

Bristol Palin is the 17-year-old, 5-month-pregnant DISREGARD THAT, SHE HAD IT unwed daughter of Republican sex slave/concubine/stripper Sarah Palin. After giving birth to a retard baby last year, her 44-year-old mother claimed it as her own to avoid the scandal. She was then forced to have sex with an Eskimo to explain her long absence from school. Unfortunately she won't be attending the Purity Ball, but her tickets are exchangeable for entry to the Pimps & Hos Ball.

Her pregnancy goes to show that Palin's abstinence-only sex education really works. Instead of teaching her daughter that premarital sex makes Raptor Jesus cry she should have been teaching her how do I used condom? Unlike most christfags who just engage in teh buttsecks to keep their virginity, Bristol Palin just doesn't go there.

HER FIRST CHILD (Yes, she was pregnant 3 times; the news don't add up otherwise) [email protected]!!! FUCK A STROKE!!! The FALCON PAUNCH!!! that could have been

The Palin family claims that a picture which shows a pregnant Bristol was actually taken in 2006. This is in fact true. She was pregnant in 2006. After an encounter with a twisted coat hanger, the baby was never heard from again. Speculation as to the identity of the father ranges from Bigfoot to Ohbutyouwillpet. Chromedome Canadian Biblethumping Hypocrite has been ruled out in a fierce legal battle under a legitimate justice of the peace. HER SECOND CHILD

After getting fucked by her brother, Bristol had an eight month bout of mono (during which she apparently found a new boyfriend as her brother went to Iraq) while having her Down's baby. Unfortunately she couldn't locate a rusty coathanger this time as their family was using it as a TV antenna on the Gubernatorial Doublewide, and although she had a string it was far too cold in Alaska for a hungry rat to be found so she was forced to carry the baby to term. HER THIRD CHILD

In keeping with her family's trend of naming kids with stupid names, Bristol named her bastard Tripp. OH LAWDY IS DAT SUM BABYDADDY OH LAWDY I SHO LOVES DEM WHITE WOMMENZ There was long speculation that the father of Bristol's child was actually her own father in a incestuous relationship but it turns out that unlike someone we know, Michael Palin was smart enough to use a condom. According to a /b/tard at her school the BabyDaddy is a wigger named Chris Ray (aka C-Ray or Ice Dice). A search of the internets turns up his "Sweet Gangster Site" where he professes his love for Basketball and Girls; no shit. He doesn't mention his love for watermelonz and Fried Chikins but that goes without saying. Like most niggas his MySpace page lists his occupation as "needs a job." He enjoys the movie Scarface, rollin' dice, rapping about hookers, blow and bustin a cap in yo ass.

Howevar, according to the baby granmommy, the baby daddy is one Sasquatch looking mofo called Levi Johnston.

It is highly likely that Bristol was banging both of these dudes and it will take a guest appearance on Maury to get to the bottom of this.

Chris has released his plans on his MySpace page. Step #1 is to escape to Russia since it is right next to Alaska. He then wants to "Move to Japan, possibly Tokyo"

He is more than capable of doing this because Chris has "Got game like EA". He also wants you all to know that "The media is dumb". As a 16 year old father-to-be, he knows what smart people do! Levi Johnston Levi, you ARE the father. Enjoy your forced marriage! Levi did not plan on changing the erection election with his penis Bristol's got the preggo cravings...like all republikkans, she habbeebs a good kielbasa.

Breaking jewz: The consensus in the old media is that the father of this particular Bristol baby is Levi Johnston but that's only if you take their word over an anonymous /b/tard at their school.

The 2nd teenage father candidate, Levi Johnston, is apparently a very responsible young man. It's seldom the case that your teenage daughter gets knocked up by someone you'd actually want her to marry, and young Levi is no exception.

According to his sister's MySpace, they are half-Mexican, which is absolutely fucking hilarious considering John McRage voted against his own Senate bill to give amnesty to Wetbacks. His sister also is a nigger lover who wants to marry thugs like Allen Iverson.

Take these fine jewels from his MySpace profile (before he tried to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING):

“ I'm a fuckin' redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes.


“ "Ya fuck with me I'll suck yo dick.


“ I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some shit and just fuckin' chillin' I guess.


“ Ya kick it with me, I'll fuck yo ass.

DO feed the troll.

He also claims to be "in a relationship," but states like any good Alaskan father would, "I don't want kids." Like most Alaskan rednecks, he enjoys drinking, shooting guns, snagging salmon out of season in closed waters and pretending he's Ethan Hawke Josh Hartnett (retard) in 30 days of Night.

McCain, figuring that the only way out of this shit storm is through it, has invited Levi to the God-forsaken, storm-weathered, GOP convention. In the name of nonpartisan lulz, here's hoping that he will get to speak his "mind" at the convention.

On Sep 3rd, Levi arrived in St. Paul to attend the GOP convention. He skated the entire way from Alaska in order to save fuel. There, McCain hugged him, rubbed his arm, handed him a box of Magnum condoms, and thanked him for turning the culmination of the senator's decades long career in American politics into an episode of Maury Povich.

To show his commitment, Levi tattooed "Bristol" onto one of his cocks,yes he has two cocks, the same ones he used to shock Bristol for all these long months. Also, he appeared nude in Playgirl as masturbation fodder for the whole Palin Clan. I would put up a link but none of would want to see his two cocks because you'd get jealous Stay strong Levi "Yeah, scoring points in hockey is like inpregnating Bristol Palin, just slide the stick around and shoot the puck all up in that shit".

Levi supports his cumdumpster after having been decapitated by the mighty lockjaw of Sarah Palin:

“ "My girl is my life, for real. Bristol is what I live for, and now as everyone knows, I will be a father soon. Yea, I am young, but I still know what love and commitment mean, and love every minute of my life.

Now feeling like a total asshole and getting bitched at constantly, Levi tells it like it is:

“ "I want everyone who reads this to know, every time they attack us for being human, they show why America needs leaders like Sarah Palin.

...To show us how hypocrite is formed. Levi Johnston Fanfic

Levi Johnston waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. Bristol Palin was pregnant. He didn't see the baby, but had expected it now for months. His warnings to Sarah Palin were not listened to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway. Levi had been a hockey player for many years. When he was young he watched the players and he said to his dad "I want to be on the ice, daddy." Dad said "No! You will GET SOMEONE'S DAUGHTER PREGNANT!" There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the Highschool of Wasilla he knew there were daughters. "This is John McCain" the radio crackered. "You must fight the accusations!" So Levi charged his lazorz and wrote a blog. "You should change the comment that you don't want kids" said Andrea. "I will shoop him" said Anonymous and he fired his lazorz. Levi baleeted his post and tried to blew him up. But then the cache was saved and they were trapped and not able to baleete. "No! I must find the guy who banged her up!" he shouted The radio said "No, Levi. You are the guy" And then Levi was a father. Bristol's number

(confirmed). Tell her about your upcoming Purity Ball or maybe ask what she's going to name her kid (Swansea, Field, Radar, Turret, Bible?)

Also, no one knows civics and American history better than the daughter of a governor! Anyone who needs help with their homework should give Bristol a call. She's probably got a lot of free time on her hands and she stopped drinking and doing other drugs after the 1st trimester. Gallery

So much loli.


Bristol with the retard.


Wannabe VP Sarah Palin's hambeast daughter being a Gangstah Bitch with her totally hitable BFF


Here is Levi Johnston about to get a threesome on

Mom guess wut! I'm preggers!


As the abstinence fairy


A tasteful soft-focus semi-nude representation of Levi and Bristol. External Links

  • Levi's MySpace
  • Levi Johnston's Sister's MySpace Set to Private
  • Her old, dead MySpace
  • OH LAWDY IS DAT SUM GOOGLE CACHE?


Artigo Britney Spears da ED recuperado pelo cache da Google[editar]

Britney Spears new single, Gimmee More Dirt Poor Britney Spears isn't hot, especially as pedo-bait.

Britney Spears was found festering under a rock on December 2, 1981 (and again, two weeks later) in Kentwood, Louisiana, a town whose population consists of couples who were all related to each other prior to marrying, and whose chief exports are cellulite and wife-beating.

In 1998, Britney's mother decided that the trailer they were living in just wasn't going to cut it anymore, and so, the elder Spears decided that she would have to whore out her daughter for extra beer and Xanax money. Britney was sold to Billy Mays for a hefty sum of money (and a prescription for Oxyclean.) Britney began to make serious inroads to fame through Disney's system of teen exploitation, beginning with their original child prostitution reality show, The Mickey Mouse Club. In 1999, after receiving a boob job from Target, she released her first album, ...Baby One More Time[1], accompanied by a video which made guys and girls with Lolita fetishes simultaneously have orgasms.

Britney Spears is a highly medicated former mental patient. It is said that she keeps a tackle box filled with happy pills, and powerful meds that stop her from seeing and hearing things and people which aren't really there.Exactly like the dead half of the Corey duo,Corey Haim.

MTV Incident Britney and Madonna wanted Christina out of the picture.

In August of 2003, Britney engaged in almost-lesbian sex on stage at the MTV Music Awards with Madonna and Christina Aguilera, when Madonna decided to go sticking her tongue into the mouths of young girls (Madonna got the idea after furiously fanny fapping over Tatu's video All The Things She Said). While Britney was no longer JB at this point, the idea of a 45 year old woman swapping spit with a sexually confused, 20 year old trailer trash hick is creepy enough to give anyone the shudders.

Shortly after this aired on MTV, the internets exploded in speculation as to whether or not Brit loves her some vah-jay-jay. Brit caught wind of the accusations, and in typical southerner fashion, insisted that she was NOT GAY! Britney then returned to her cavern, so she could replay the incident over and over, while masturbating furiously, like the rest of the internets.

It was later revealed that the kiss was the start of a Kabbalah cult initiation sex ritual, which concluded at the Scottish castle home of Jew pig Madonna. It is said that the teen tartlet orgasmed thrity-seven times during the initiation. K-Fag

More controversy came about when Britney married backup dancer and official Uber-Wigger Kevin "K-Fag" Fagerline. Of course, this was after Britney married one of her best friend a few months before in a Vegas ceremony, but before jungle bunny Shar Jackson gave birth to K-Fag's second spawn of Satan, but after Britney's explosive relationship with the homosensualicious Justin Timberfake exploded and spawned at least 2 music videos in its wake. Clear?

Britney's marriage to Kevin Fagerline was the subject of much mockery and haterade from the moment the trailer trash hicks said "I Doubt". The two starred in a six part reality tv show "Chaotic", which further exposed Britney's white trash self to the masses (or the few who actually watched "Chaotic"). How bad was Chaotic? The show was pulled after five episodes (the last one being hacked together with the final episode) so UPN could show the rerun of "Veronica Mars".

Britney and K-Fag further pissed off America via popping out two children, one after another, and trying to buy K-Fag a music career. K-Fag's rap CD was so bad and his attempt to launch a career such a colossal failure, it further made Britney a laughing stock as far as her decision to marry a freeloading waste of human organs.

On November 7, 2006 Britney sent an text message to the seed-bearer of her second child (but his fourth overall) containing this heartfelt message:

“ Srry :(

—Britney Spears, Text message

Divorce followed. The Douchewad Shaved Her Head!!! NO U ANNA NICOLE!!! NOTICE ME!!! In Auschwitz after getting the Jew from Madonna YOU! INVADERS! GET YOU THE HOT BULLETS OF SHOTGUN TO DIE!

Britney spears finally became an entertainer and scalped herself after a Tarzana salon owner refused to shave her [2]. Later that day she received several tattoos, including a swastika, before re-embracing her Southern roots and rejoining the KKK with her new skinhead cut.

Somewhat surprisingly, her shorn locks turned up on eBay (to accompany a half-eaten Britney egg sandwich [3] already on offer) shortly thereafter; for charity of course [4].

She later went and checked her bald head -now disguised with a wig [5] - into Jew hospital in Beverly Hills for evaluation.

K-Fed turned down a $25,000,000 divorce settlement and continued efforts to gain custody of their piglets. In an amazing turn of events, he's gained the support and some sort of respect from the entire world, since nothing could possibly be worse for those kids than staying with their mother. (Almost.) Spending too much time with Paris Hilton.

When K-Fed realized this he began profuse attempts to take her kids away so they don't have to watch Britney's topless lesbian romps some of which were with their nannies. Due to this she has problems keeping nannies who refuse to give in to her wanton pleasures whilst running around her house naked. Public Humiliation Watch 2007

On September 9th, 2007, Britney Spears shat out a performance of such mind-boggling inanity that it deprived the word performance of any remaining meaning. Theoretically, it was to be her comeback performance, but the excruciating out-of-sync Britney was as paunchy and off-rhythm as a pregnant ape. Apparently attired by a sadist in an ironic take off on her "Slave" outfit, the black leggings and black top and bottom were hideous enough to have been dug out of the closet of a fat Atlantic City stripper.

Later that night, she tried to make amends by showing her vagina. Now it seems that due to her epic IRL trolling of the MTV Music Awards, Britney has come down with a serious case of the troll's remorse and will apologize for her lulzy behavior. One can only assume that her inability to properly lip-sync will make this apology fail, making an heroes out of her few remaining fans. Britney is another reason why 16 year old girls are slutting up on the intarwebs.

“ Wasn't that incredible? Britney Spears, everyone. Wow. She is amazing. She is 25-years-old and she’s already accomplished everything she’s going to accomplish in her life. It’s mind blowing.

—Sarah Silverman,, the reason Hitler hated Jews, immediately after Spears' failed performance

“ Its obvious Britney shaved off all confidence along with her hair. This is a cycle. Kevin Federline sticks his dick in a girl and infects her with stupidity and mass fail.

—Norrukki, fan

“ Prime proof that cousins should *never* be allowed to reproduce with each other.

—Die Clown Die


Britney Loses Kids-are her bitches next?!

On Monday, October 1st, 2007, A judge finally came to his senses and realized that, not only is Britney too much of a drunken wench to raise two kids, but also he could very well go down in history as the judge who took away Britney's worthless vagspawn, so he did just that. The judge ruled that the kids are to be given to Kevin Federline, so instead of the kids growing up to be slutty trailer trash, the kids will only be trailer trash.

Now PETA is petitioning to have her dogs taken away as well. The animal rights activists want her to relinquish custody of her prized pooch, which she totes around as a fashion accessory to nightclubs, shopping malls and crack houses. Public Humiliation Watch 2008

On January 3rd, Britney went apeshit at K-Fed's house over his refusal to pump her full of man meat while visiting the brats. If she couldn't have the cock, she was keeping one kid. The cops came over with an ambulance, to take Britney away to get pumped with even moar drugz than she already had. After a 4-hour standoff that involved police, firemen, papparazi, and mudkipz, it is rumored that she attempted to become an hero in the grand tradition of Seppuku. However, nobody told her that honorable suicide involves a katana, not three bottles of Flintstones vitamins. Britney was LOL v& from the scene strapped down to a gurney. It is not known at this time who will pay the therapy bills when one kid starts teasing the other with "Well how come Mom didn't take you hostage?"

The next day, in a rare instance of justice actually being served at the right temperature, a judge revoked every single one of Britney's visitation rights with her kids. After Britney's custody rights were removed she was detained on a 5150, which means being a source of lulz so concentrated that it is actually hazardous to human life. Chris Crocker arranged a concert outside to cheer her up. K-Fed is reportedly overjoyed, as he can now bang his new fucktarts any time he pleases without worrying about whether or not Britney will drop by unexpected.

Note that the Judge did *not* issue a permit for K-Fed to shoot Britney on sight, but be patient. Due process sometimes takes a while to go through. HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF BRITNEY!!!! "Britney In A Bikini" used to be something dreams were made of... In 2001.

Holy shit, 5M views in 3 days. Some days before Avril Lavigne went for TS operations, she recorded this:

Britney has a New Job, so suck it, you whiny fag-bitch The ZOMG GR8 new album!!!!!!222/ and the Great Billboard Snub of 2007 lawl

After all of these names were rejected: 1. Omg is Like Lindsay Lohan Like Okay Like 2. What if the Joke is on You 3. Down boy 4. Integrity 5. Dignity, the not-ironic-at-all name Blackout was chosen. It contains such inspirational classics as "Get Naked" and "Freakshow." Gimme moar plox!!3

As of November 3rd, it looks like her amazing fan base will have pushed her album to #1 on the Billboard Top 200. Spears was named worst celebrity dog owner in a magazine poll How to Look Like White Trash (Instructions for Women).

Criticism Asking for it, And yes that's her..

Britney is usually the subject of much hate by people who wish they could have albums that have the same beats in every song and could marry a redneck wigger. Several web pages are dedicated to Britney Spears hate, such as: Why Britney Spears sucks, Britney Spears, and lots more here. And that was just the first three results from a Google search of Britney Spears sucks.

“ LEAVE BRITNEY ALONEEE!

—Butthurt faggot


Dr. Seuss The sun did not shine.

It was too wet to play. So we sat in the house and watched the VMAs I sat there with Preston. We sat there, we two. And I said, "Is that Britney? She gained a few"

We couldn’t stop watching She was a drunken mess And her dance moves were lacking I must confess

So all we could do was to stare! laugh! cry! sit! And we did not like it. Not one little bit. >BUMP!< And then something went BUMP! How that bump made us jump! We looked! Then we saw her, that crazy bitch! We looked! And we saw her! It was our mom, bi-polar Brit! And she said to us, "Want to go for a drive?" "I know I don’t have custody, And the sun is not sunny. But we can have Lots of good fun that is funny!"

"I know some good games we could play," said the psycho to her kin. "I know some new tricks," Said the hazardous has-been . "A lot of good tricks. I will show them to you. Your father Will not mind at all if I do."

Then Preston and I Did not know what to say. Our mother was not supposed to be in our house any day.

But our attorney said, "No! No! Make that whore go away! Tell that bi-polar Britney You do NOT want to play. She should not be here. She should not be about. She should not be here When K-Fed is out!" "Now! Now! Have no fear. Have no fear!" said the bitch. "I’m really not bad," Said the strung-out Brit. "Trust me. Five times, I’ve already gone to rehab. I’ve been working on myself and I’m not that bad"

"Your hair is gone!" said the attorney. "That is not sane at all! Your hair is gone" said the attorney. "You’re COMPLETELY bald!"

"Have no fear! I’ve learned my lesson. I even bought two car seats For Jayden and Preston I’ll keep them safe! I won’t be whack! I’ll even hide my extremely large stash of Prozac!"

Then Kevin strolled in From his job at McDonald's When he spots a familiar body that he once fondled

Get out of here Britney! I do not want you here The only good part about you is that voluptuous rear I do not like your shaved head, I do not like you in my bed. I do not like you in the court, I do not like your lame retorts. I do not like your bulging belly, I do not like to see you on the telly. I saw the shots of you in your Benz, When you hit that car and had no defense Or when the paparazzi got those shots under your dress, It caused me and your family much duress. It was just a shame there was no arrest. Would you like me if I had hair? Would you like me if I wore underwear.

Not with a wig, Not without cigs, Not with a thong You’re just so wrong.

I would not date you, It’s just too funny But I would consider it for your money. Or maybe to jump start my career as a rising rap super star whom everyone fears But I do not like you bi-polar Britney, you’re even crazier than Bobby and Whitney.

You are NOT that LUCKY Your actions are TOXIC Face it Britney, you’ve completely lost it! Then she put on her pink wig took one look at the door And with her depression meds in hand she collapsed on the floor

She was on her way to rehab Father in charge of all her possessions But all of this chaos only had one lesson:

The moral of the story, hear my last yelp If you start acting like Britney, you’d better get some help. The Final Solution for Britney

According to Zionist propaganda, Britney has been offered the lead role in the upcoming Lollercaust film The Yellow Star of Sophia and Eton. Spears will play the role of Sophia, a woman who invents a time machine and travels back to the era of World War II. According to the script. the plucky, time-traveling heroine lands in a concentration camp and falls in love with a Jew prisoner named Eton. The movie has a happy ending though, as the budding love story is cut short when both of them are killed by the heroic Nazis.

This has the potential to be the most unintentionally awesome movie ever committed to film. Gallery of Spears

I'd tear this SHIT UP! lawl


Hey, girrrrrl.


this what happens when you hang out with Paris Hilton


She's not a girl, not yet a woman.

Britney during hibernation.


Britney after hibernation.


WHO AM I ?


WHAT? Why are you looking at me?


This looks shooped.


Britney Obeys


Snoop Da Whoop

From the annals of Megan Meier


GIMME GIMME MOAR


GIMME MOAR AND GET IN MA BELLY!

See Also

   * White trash
   * Habitaquo
   * Chris Crocker
   * Jamie Lynn Spears - her sister 

Boxxy ED[editar]

Boxxy is another in a long line of chanwhores to revolt and/or endear themselves to the lovelorn basement dwellers at unoriginalcontent.org.

What initially appeared as a normal, attractive, emo, jailbait Gaiafag soon transformed into a psychotic, ADD-riddled spastic which is the dream girl of most chantards (but only because most of them have the same personality.)

In early-January 2009, Catherine "Catie" Wayne arrived on the scene and promptly fractured the unofficial peace treaty in the ongoing newfag/oldfag (actually all the same) wars with her character whom she would later state was intended to be a parody of her younger self. To the newfags -sorry- oldfags, she was representative of everything that is wrong about the 'new /b/' whilst to the other newfags, she was some kind of poster girl for change from the ugly, vile, disgusting underbelly of the Internets that /b/ once was.

Most /b/tards' first encounter with Boxxy was when some wannabe oldfag - a pioneering Boxxy-hater - around New Years 2009, decided to start a "YOU RAGE YOU LOSE"-thread. The OP had Boxxy's face as the thread image, and linked to one of her youtube videos. Needless to say, this wannabe rage-thread backfired horribly, with the otherwise puppy-raping, scat-eating Anon giving responses like "she's kind of cute lol". Two years later, with hourly Boxxy threads still trolling oldfags into uncontrollable rage fits, it was safe to conclude that the original "rage"-thread may have been one of the biggest fail threads on the history of the internet as we know it.

The Beginning

Boxxy's videos actually came out a year before this incident. The story starts with a Gaia Online user, "MoldyLunchBoxx", making a Quest to raise money and buy stuff for her avatar. While collecting donations, she made two vids to her friends, perhaps as some sort of payment. Originally posted in January, 2008 on the YouTube channel 'boxxybabe', they received little attention for a year till they were embedded onto I-am-bored.com on December 27th, 2008. Soon they were discovered by someone at 7chan and subsequently embedded into the top of their /b/ board. This coincidentally came at a time that 4chan was down for maintenance and 7chan was flooded with refugees from the former.

When 4chan was back online, Boxxy became an "If your rage you lose" and an "If you fall in love you lose" endurance test. One group of /b/tards lost and fell in love, and the other group of /b/tards lost by raging. The two sets of losers where headed for conflict, egged on by a third group in the middle, neither in love nor exactly raging; but seeing an opportunity for the lulz.

Meanwhile, a bunch of newfags spammed "4CHAN.ORG LOL I TROLL 1 & 2" in the comments on her videos. Somewhat scared, she closed the "boxxybabe" YouTube account and came to /b/ on January 7th, to lurk about her supposed Queen condition. Suddenly enjoying her 15 minutes of fame, she posted links to two of her pics. Of course, they called her a troll since nobody believed it was really her. So she created a new YouTube account called "boxxybabee" (with two e's) and uploaded her infamous third vid where she acknowledged it was her the one who posted the links to her pics. Brix were shat.


Boxxypasta

I like Boxxy, and here's why. I'm not post pubescent (over 25), I have a girlfriend, and I don't fantasize about her. I like her because she is the antidote, the antithesis, the hemlock in the cup to Internet Tough Guyism.

I was surprised to see that, for all its posturing, /b/ really does hold one thing sacred: its "bad muthafucka" image of itself. /b/ really believes that it's frightening, that it's tougher than a Ford Chevy, that it's badass masculinity personified, in a sense. And, before, there were very few ways to disrupt this image, to give it a good hard kick in the shins.

And then Boxxy came along. Boxxy love is everything /b/ hates - passive, gentle, adorable, sweet. It gives without asking, it loves without asking in return. Instead of being aggressively faux-adult, it's happily faux-childlike. That's why Boxxy became a meme - because she DIDN'T want the attention; because she provided no pics (as the /b/tards will attest). As a result, Boxxy turned into the most successful way to troll the /b/tards ever devised. It actually makes the gore and violence and sexism and racism fantards squeal, because it hits them where it hurts - in their image of themselves. How can they be tough, scary guys when their favorite hangout is one long love poem to Boxxy love? So that's why I love Boxxy - the sound of /b/'s humiliation is sweet music to my ears. Haters This macro made by someone who was not around for Cracky-Chan Somehow I think /b/ was doomed long before Boxxy.

It may be difficult to believe, but some people don't like Boxxy. She has been called the cancer that is killing /b/ among other things. Currently 4chan is in RAGE mode over the fact that on January 10th 2009 at least 50% of the threads on their /b/ board were about Boxxy, either pro or against. This amount of Boxxy on /b/ caused a war on 4chan that led to them destroying themselves for a whole 4 hours due to DoS.

“ Hi I'm an ugly whore who is just jealous because Boxxy is a billion times hotter than me. Also my personality is very abrasive.

—PrinceGyasa - Admitting Boxxy's superiority over her

“ Hi I suck cocks for attention.

—PrinceGyasa - she would suck your dick man Straight from her own mouth! Boxxy inspires DDoS against 4chan The Result The Final Solution

Only some hours after Boxxy uploaded her 3rd vid, /b/ got locked in perma-shitstorm mode while its front page was full of Boxxy threads. While Boxxy lovers and Boxxy haters kept fighting, the latter conspired to form a DDoS attack on 4chan if Moot did not make Boxxy a bannable offense, or bring back Snacks and let him sort through all the Boxxy bullshit. Though this same group of people was responsible for half of the Boxxy threads in the first place, the irony of the situation was lost on the group of simple-minded /b/tards.

Eventually at 7pm est 1/10/09, 4chan went down, however this only lasted about 3 hours before it was back up with moar Boxxy fawning and aids as before. Soon, pretty much two thirds of all /b/ threads were Boxxy threads. After the initial shitstorm of shitposts, however, all Boxxy threads would 404 almost instantly, and eventually anything regarding Boxxy would result in a 2 day autoban. The autoban idea was one that 7chan had implemented hours beforehand, which is funny considering Boxxy was all their fault to begin with.

TL;DR: Haters succeded in making Boxxy a bannable offense, reducing the amount of Boxxy threads by DDoS'ing their own chan. LOL B&

This is what you got when trying to post "Boxxy" on the first half of 2009. Gallery of I Hate Boxxy

Despite the fact that /b/ divided up sides and argued the issue quite angrily, /b/ still came out a winner. Whether one of the "I hate Boxxy" camp, or a member of the "I <3 Boxxy" armies, everyone all got to see some Femanon flesh. Nerdy girls around the world felt it was their solemn duty to post their tits and vaginas with the express reason of explaining their feelings towards Boxxy.

Because of Boxxy, /b/ had witnessed more female body parts in 24 hours than they have seen in the previous year, also further proof that deep down, women are jealous attention whores. Below you will find a brief sampling of what was witnessed.


Gallery of I Hate Boxxy


Zarithis founding member of the CBCR (also known as Eyrev), editing the talk page of this article to advertise their IRC channel, which they were using to collect Boxxy's IRL information. Documents pastebin leaked by the CBCR. XenuAstley, being discrete about the location of the leaked docs.

“ <@Killhamster> "ranking" "investigation" "psychological dominance" these people are way too serious business

—Killhamster

On January 18th, 2009, three weeks after the first appearance of Boxxy, a group of namefags calling themselves the CBCR (Center for Boxxy Control and Restriction) hacked into Boxxy's Youtube account by guessing the question to reset the password after breaking into one of email accounts. They privatized her three videos and replaced them with one explaining to Boxxy that she should never make another video again, threatening her with the fact that they have all of her IRL information. After posting the video they proceeded to hang around the comments on their own accounts bragging to everyone who posted that it was them who hacked into Boxxy's account. Hacking into Boxxy's accounts on any other terms would have been a valiant and noble effort, but the sheer amount of bragging, namefagging and just generally trying to become internet celebrities off of this has been deemed to be extreme faggotry. Thus invalidating the act altogether.

Upon reading the above updates, the "hackers" responsible for white knighting Boxxy by finding her docs and spreading them all over the internets, put out another video on Boxxy's account. In said video they contradicted themselves about six times. They explained that they didn't do for e-cred, yet called themselves martyrs in the fight for the internet. In one line they explained that they did it "because she was annoying to not just 4chan, but everyone on the internet" and a couple of lines later they explained "Yeah she was annoying, but she is just a bubbly 16 year old girl"


As you can see by the screencap on the right, a transcript of said second video was used as the index page for the IP of someone claiming to be the leader of the "hacker" organization to take down Boxxy's YouYube and throw her docs all over the tubes. This individual left a crybaby message on this very articles talkpage trying to defend himself and his organization, however, his unwarranted self importance was not welcome here and he was thoroughly put back in his place.

Later that same night (actually early that next morning, January 20th, 2009 2 AM EST), Boxxy's YouTube account was reverted back to normal. Her videos were placed back up. The FTP server for the CBCR went down about the same time. Zaiger was contacted by the CBCR via ED's IRC server. A severe case of troll's remorse and extreme butthurt over not becoming the next Weev had caused them to shut down their organization and abandon their plans to save Boxxy by giving /b/ her home address and a crowbar.

July 12th Newfags make Threats. Confirmed Boxxy match.

On July 12, 2009, it was discovered that the messageboard "iheartboxxy," a group of Boxxy fans started by an ED member by the name of Overbeing (who later promoted ex-CBCR founder Eyrev to moderator), hosted a small secluded group of people who had found 2 videos of Boxxy (Cate) filmed with a group of friends attending the 2009 Spring California Thespian Festival. These users on the messageboard were known as its "Council." A Council member by the name of Shamage quickly had all of his private information found, and the entire website was threatened by posters on /b/, in an attempt to force them to upload the videos. As an act of solidarity with /b/, and faced with the possibility of escalating conflict, an iheartboxxy admin eventually obliged and uploaded the 2 videos here: http://www.youtube.com/user/TheJuly12th.

Soon after, threads started appearing featuring the New Boxxy, fake Boxxy MySpaces, Facebooks and Instant Messenger accounts. One of which featuring a Fake Boxxie with a status with the following "Guys, stop bothering with those videos. I appear for like, 2 seconds in each one."

“ I know what's she's going through. She's made vapid, privileged egotistical friends who enjoy shallow partying and no real thought. Yet this is what she must endure, and even emulate. She can't go back to the fantasy land of the internet. Her online friends, entertainment, and communities cannot be leaned on any more. Partly because she doesn't want to feel like a loser, but also intensely because of the brutal unending onslaught of her 'fans', who like so many rabid subject tore down the castle of her free and easy internet life. Now she hangs out with these kids, the people she's supposed to be friends with doing the things they're supposed to do - drinking, fucking, facebooking, listening to pop indie bands and rap (they think it's funny because they're so white). Before she was the girl in the corner, enjoying a world delivered through the web. Now she's been pushed into the social crowd and she doesn't like it but there's nothing else to do.

—The philosophical and eloquently introspectivethis anon takes being social waaay too fucking seriously BoxxPeace Laying flowers outside a girl's house isn't stalking, right? Boxxy's pussy

Boxxy Peace on 25 July, sequel to BoxxMeet was when a group of about 14 anons met at Robert Doyle Park, in Roseville. They visited her supposed house at 8032 Halseworth Drive and rang the bell, but no one answered. After that they went to her confirmed real house at 202 Pelham Court and were stopped by a chair across the gate. They rang the bell but no one answered, so they left some flowers outside her door saying "Anon". They then talked to one of boxxy's ex boyfriends Dan Birlem, who was her prom date and apparently fucked her, although he failed to admit to it on cam. They decided Boxxy wasn't going to come, so they got frozen yogurt. BoxxMass

Previous to December 26, a sequel to BoxxPeace was planned. Originally called Boxxmass, Boxxy fans were going to gather at Robert Doyle Park, in Roseville and bring gifts for Boxxy. Well known people like Motorcycle-fag and some camwhores showed up. No video or photo evidence was recorded of this event. It was suspected that Anon really did not care about their queen after all. New Wave of Pictures Following these videos around 60 previously unseen, The Killwebs index page after personal info was leaked. tl;dr BAWWWW intolerably blurry boxxy photos were obtained by "Cali4nia" of Killwebs.com. After Cali4nia had spent several weeks flirting with Niki—one of Boxxy's IRL friends— A forum post by a killwebs member, illustrating their fearsome hacking skills (obvious sarcasm is obvious?..guess not) he convinced her to send him some previously unseen images of Boxxy, which he then raped with the "Killwebs" logo in gargantuan font to aggravate those stupid-ass boxxyfags. Five seconds later some boxxyfag released unblurry copies without the logo. and Killwebs attempted to take revenge for having his hard work ruined, by doxing those responsible None of this ever happened, lolwtf. Eventually Cali4nia's home address, phone number, name and family members' names were released instead by 888chan, causing the Killwebs team to shut down their site. December 10, 2009 - The shitstorm clouds roll in...

“ boxxy and boxxybabee are registered trademarks by Lia Dawson & Frank Lawson Network.

On December 10, 2009, the Boxxybabee account and its videos were taken down due to a copyright claim by somebody named Lia Dawson (YouTube Account - Suspended) & Frank Lawson. This Lia person claims to know Boxxy and has orders to take all Boxxy-related material on YouTube down (as stated on a video that has since been deleted by lia).

This is all likely to be bullshit, but it has also been discovered that "Boxxy" was a registered trademark of Oulipo, Inc. from 2006 to 2008. This copyright was renewed on December 2nd, 2009. It's unclear if there is any connection to these two events or if anyone gives a shit.

It was eventually discovered by YouTube user ChrissyRin (YouTube Account) that "Lia Dawson" is actually a scamming douchebag who attempted to steal Boxxy's account (as well as 20+ others) for his/her own gain.

On December 14th, the boxxybabee account was activated again but without any videos on it. Soon after over the next few days, the videos were completely restored with all the comments intact. According to Lia, this was done at his/her own discretion and they could choose to remove it all once more, if they wish.

Soon after, the Lia account was abandoned by whoever owned it. According to chatter, the account was haxored in early January 2010 and taken over by an unknown party affiliated with Tinychan. On Janurary 07, 2010, the JewTube account was suspended, along with every other JewTube account linked to this DMCA scammer. It is believed this complete suspension only occurred because the scammer (now known as Xavier) decided to be a complete, moronic douchebag & go onto Twitter to kiss a bunch of JewTube representatives asses (as well as show what he had done), hoping to become one of the site's partners. Within the hour of that conversation occuring, Google & JewTube shut down every JewTube account (well over 20 accounts) & g-mail account connected to him. Every single video & account ever taken down by "Lia", "Frank" & anything connected to "them" was restored. March 11, 2010 - The next chapter

On March 11th 2010, the videos from the original Boxxybabee account were taken down yet again. The only reason stated by JewTube is "This video has been removed due to terms of use violation". All copies on other accounts remain untouched. Two people claimed responsibility for this act. On Unichan, a tripfag who goes by Anon77 (who states he is the actual Anon77 named in the CBRC video), claimed to have fooled JewTube into believing he is Boxxy who has returned to state that the account was hacked and asked for the videos to be removed (This is plausible seeing as how retarded JewTube's support staff are). He even went so far as to make an account with a cheap shooped picture of Boxxy holding up a piece of paper, asking for the account back. The other is a user on JewTube, known as Boxxology (Account closed. User has disappeared.), who has personally lobbied to get the videos taken down, believing the comments and popularity of them to be damaging to Boxxy IRL. They believe that JewTube finally listened to them and removed them. The original videos may never return. It is unknown as to the true reason they were removed.

August 7th 2010 account and vids back up.

November 2010 vids are down again, probably the work of anon77. Conversation with Boxxy

“ My problem is that it's like I didnt do anything, maybe if i had done something worth, you know, acknowledging, I would be able to take the fucking like bad with the good but I'm not getting any good... I mean it's a bit much to call me a celebrity... like its getting to the point where like it is invading my personal life and I'm not getting any benefits.

In early 2010, a video containing an alleged conversation with Catie and Nikki surfaced on JewTube. In the video, Catie claimed that she did not want all the attention lavished upon her; particularly since she felt that Boxxy was nothing to be proud of. The School Plays

During Boxxy's senior year in High School, Roseville-native Anons started attending plays for Bawksy at her school. And snapping pictures.

“ That's going the be one of my biggest regrets in life, if I don't rectify it somehow. I was too scared too see her afterwards. I was really glib about it when they announced that you could meet the actors afterwards since I thought I was over her. The first time I looked her into the eyes I was fighting it, saying this is what they teach bartenders, strippers and ricky martin to make it seem they're genuinely into you and not another source of income. The second time it happened she just broke down anything cynical that was happening in my head and I was just happy for the first time in a long while. I was hooked and I wanted it to happen a third time. It didn't happen but I was glad she wasted two seconds of her time just to look at me. As I was leaving I just knew i couldn't go in there, I was sweating bullets my hands were shaking and I probably would've shed a tear thinking do I really want to end this? I wanted to give myself a reason to just see her one more time even though it would be less socially inappropriate at her graduation or dance. I'm smiling just thinking how this girl could do this to me with just a glance.

Only video footage that we have so far http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDb4ShI0B5c


Boxxy Plays Gallery

An Anonymous Confession

When will you stop smiling at me?

You know I have that obsession for you. You know that I get torn up inside every time I see that face. Or maybe you don't, and I'm just insane. Either way, I'll just say right out that I love you. There's nobody else I can look at when I'm feeling alone, unloved, and unwanted. You make me feel like a person again, and not some piece of trash thrown out by the rest of the world. I can breathe, feel alive, and be encased in love. I wish I could be with you forever. I would give anything for it. This lonely guy is just begging for it... He dreams about you, you know. Sometimes he can feel your touch, hear your voice, and see your face. The worst part is...

He knows it never happen, and he cries himself back to sleep... Boxxy appears on shitty BBC drama

On the 12th of July, whilst the deaf protagonist is giving some guy a blowjob on a shitty BBC drama called 'The Silence', graffiti saying 'So i herd you liek /b/oxxy' is clearly visible. Brix were shat. Legacy

Boxxy threads still occasionally materialize on the /b/. The new groundswell of people willing to troll lasted a couple of days and then subsided. Users have simply accepted her undeniable presence that still exists over 4chan whether or not they come to like it (Which would have been cool, if they had done it before matters got out of hand). The Youtube remixes and tributes have slowed to a trickle as well although there are a few occasions.

And please do not make pathetic attempts of revival or reaching out to her such as this poor, miserable soul. Moot & Boxxy

On the 31st of October, while discussing some maintenance issues, Christopher "moot" Poole posted this: For fuck's sake mootykins, did you really have to post that? Shooped? You decide. Oh mootykins, you dirty bastard.


This is obviously an impostor, seeing as how it was posted the day after Halloween, "Boxxy"'s bangs are parted to the wrong side, and there is no triforce birthmark. However, whether or not the eccentric Moot really chilled with Boxxy, it is clear that he does indeed hold no animosity toward her as a person. The Return, AKA Boxxy cashes in. The bag Boxxy wants you to send her your money.

On 11/18/10, a date that may live in infamy, the beloved/despised Boxxy returned to the internet. First discovered through the sale of her InuYasha bag on eBay, she posted a picture on Unichan to prove her Boxxiness and begged neck beards to send her their money by posting a timestamped image with her Paypal info. Shitstorms ensued. While the news of her return spread like wildfire to every chanboard, the skeptics began to accuse the new Boxxy of fraud. However later that night Boxxy Super-fans posted pictures pointing out the matching shoes, chinscar, freckles, and other things only those creepy fucks would notice. The second auction ended on 11/23/10, but the bag was not paid for.

On 11/30/10 she also listed her childhood "Sanrio Cinamoroll Backpack", which sold for $1000, and was confirmed paid for, unlike her InuYasha bag, on 12/10/10, via feedback confirming delivery. Boxxy RETURNS FOR REAL

On 11/25/10, "Catie" posted this video on Unichan, along with pictures to prove legitimacy.

First video is the original, second is with subtitles. A New Hope Boxxy Needs Our Help

Previous Video | Next Video

It seems that boxxy needs help to get her channel back. Many brix were shat at this request.

For you dumbshits that don't believe it's her, view the image in full size and compare the scar on her chin and triforce birthmark to the other many pictures of her. Boxxy and April Fools

On 4/1/11, Boxxy's most recent channel, ANewHopeee[1], which is claimed fake by some (but is not), had posted a new video entitled "Wassupp". Many are unsure whether this is Boxxy or really "Svetlana" as the person says in the video, though the voice of Boxxy is recognizable despite the fake russian accent.

This video is meant to deface Boxxy. In the video, Svetlana is distracted by Lulu, the cat, and her nail that falls off. She talks about Catie calling someone Gay and then moves on to God and why homosexuality is not acceptable. "It was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve." (best joke ever) Then she says Catie stood for same-sex marriage and then "Svetlana" says her argument was invalid because God is all knowing. Then she also states that she is against molestation and serial killing and she calls Boxxy a giant hoe.